So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Randomize
