Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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