I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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