I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just had sex bonerless
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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