Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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