Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
