I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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