best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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