Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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