I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
