Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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