its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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