she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Drake has all the answers
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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