After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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