Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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