He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
that may or may not have been my penis.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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