The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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