you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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