just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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