watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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