We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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