Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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