found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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