Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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