i just had sex bonerless
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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