do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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