Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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