I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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