So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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