She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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