Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
