So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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