rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dear god my vagina.
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