how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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