Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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