Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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