just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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