One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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