So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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