I wannas sexs uuuuu
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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