Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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