Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
you made out with another girl for some wings
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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