That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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