Fine. I'll sleep in my office
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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