he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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