are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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