The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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