Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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