Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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