glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
