I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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