I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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