I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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