oh god the rape fog is back!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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