508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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