Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Soap is not a condiment
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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