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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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