Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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