I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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